titles for tangents

It's delicious.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

And at the end, after you’ve been drenched, chucked, slammed, nearly eaten by alligators, and all around slingshot through the air, you hear Yzma grunt, “Why do we even have that lever?”

(via bonkalore)

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

—Goethe, Collected Works (via observando)

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

(via katiebehappy)

In old days books were written by men of letters and read by the public. Nowadays books are written by the public and read by nobody.

—Oscar Wilde (via observando)

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.

—Joseph Brodsky (via observando)